This is the quickest (and most insane) way to eat corn on the cob - CNET

That will send it spiing very quickly.

The slightly more awkward part is risking many of your teeth by bringing them toward the co in order to eat it.

Please do not try this at home or at your favorite neighborhood restaurant.

Please don't show it to your dentist either.

I feel it would give him or her too many ideas for a new revenue source.

This particular soon-to-be YouTube superstar appears to suffer no lasting damage from performing this risky feat.

I have a friend who's an excellent co-on-the-cob eater.

She's not quite as quick as this speedy human, but she leaves the remains looking so smooth and perfectly sculpted that I imagine Michelangelo would be envious. All she does is start at one end and be extremely precise about her bites.

I recommend her method, rather than this.

There's one further thing that bothers me about this new method. It isn't so new.