This may be the most crazed YouTube ad you've seen all year - CNET

There are birds wearing gold chains. There's a woman having ketchup squirted on her face. There's a bear that vomits a TV. There's a clown who lives beneath a tree. There's a bikini-clad woman who lives beneath the clown.

All these qualify under the category Sentences I Never Thought I'd Write.

So please enjoy this complete madness.

I feel sure that once you get to the bear trying to break the land-speed record in a hot dog, you'll be mopping your forehead or scratching several parts of yourself involuntarily.

Old Spice's explanation on YouTube will surely help your comprehension: "Sometimes when two commercials love each other very much, they get together and spawn a radioactive garbage fire that spews flaming jellied gasoline everywhere and kills all the grass in your yard."

The company adds: "Long story short, you have about 30 minutes to watch this video before we have to bury it deep in the Earth's core for humanity's well-being."