NFL quarterback gets stuck in restroom. Twitter loses its, um, mind - CNET

New Jersey gas stations are strange places. They won't let you pump your own gas. Perhaps they don't allow you to let yourself out of a restroom either.

No matter, Wentz's plight was heard around Twitter. More than 4,500 people retweeted his fine tweet. More than 7,500 liked it.

And there there were the replies.

"It's rumored that two men in @Giants apparel were seen waddling away from the scene," said Eric Martin.

But Deadspin writer Patrick Redford had the most important question. It involved engineering.

"How exactly do the garden shears work here?" he tweeted.

As one interlocutor pointed out: "I was wondering the same thing. Restroom seems a bit of a vulnerable place for garden shears. Jus sayin."

I contacted the Eagles for enlightenment. The team didn't immediately respond.