The Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. Now with Google VR goggles - CNET

This year, skier Lindsey Vonn is merely adoed by body paint as she does pull-ups.

There is, though, a technological bonus for our progressive times. I cede to the magazine's breathless words: "The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit franchise honors tradition of innovation by introducing a series of first-of-their-kind virtual reality experiences."

This is immersion without perversion. This is the ability to ogle with goggles. Specifically, Google Cardboard VR goggles.

This week's launch includes a special edition that includes a pair of Google's cost-effective eyepieces for a mere $9.99, according to Variety. (The regular un-goggled edition costs $7.99).

The VR element was created in collaboration with Wevr, a company that claims it "makes brave VR." Perhaps bravery these days involves keeping your clothes on to tease, rather than slowly taking them off.

You will be relieved that Wevr's technology is both iOS and Android compatible. It works on PCs too. You don't need to use the Cardboard. It works with all VR headsets.

Wevr promises on its blog that "the medium's inherent intimacy is maximized at every tu."

I merely hope that you don't suffer a tu for the worse, as some virtual reality experiences can cause light-headedness and even nausea.