Batman drives a Jeep (says Jeep) - CNET

But this is Batman, he of the astonishing Batmobile. This is Batman, who has a certain look and feel to maintain. This is Ben Affleck, for goodness sake.

No matter. When Fiat Chrysler, the parent company of Jeep, decides to support a big movie, it finds some way to squeeze its car into the promotions.

In this case the movie is "Dawn of Justice: Batman vs Superman." This follows on from Fiat Chrysler's incursions into "The Hunger Games" and "Star Wars."

You'll surely remember that Darth Vader is actually a Dodge Viper.

Here we have Affleck driving his Jeep Renegade through an awful lot of Gothamic devastation.

Meanwhile a voice tells you that "there's a dangerous instinct that lives within you." This is because "you like chaos."

I expected the next line to be "so you'll be voting for Donald Trump," but no.

Your love for chaos apparently means that you're going to rush in when everyone else runs away.